Why is it always the bush beans and the tomatoes with the most absurd names? Some variety names are just plain confusing. And weird. Possibly a little bit embarrassing.

  • ‘Kung Poo’ Sweet Pepper - The description reads, “Very red. Nice flavour.” And they got ‘Kung Poo’ from that?
  • ‘Black Master’ Tomato - This one makes me a little uncomfortable.
  • ‘Grub’s Mystery Green’ Tomato
  • ‘God Love’ - Switch the words around and you’ve got a candidate for the Hustlers and Pimps Collection.
  • ‘Digwall Scotty’ Tomato
  • ‘Royal Chico’ Tomato
  • ‘Lunch Bucket’ Tomato
  • ‘Golden Girl’ Tomato - This one isn’t really strange but it does remind me of a certain eighties television sitcom.