Porn Stars, Hustlers, Strippers, and Pimps Seed Collection
You decide which is which.
- ‘Sugar Lump’ Tomato
- ‘Stallion’ Bush Bean - Would have been better if this had been a pole bean. Just saying.
- ‘Snow White Cherry’ Tomato
- ‘Turks Nuts’ Tomato - Described as purple/brown and ribbed.
- ‘Cherry Pink O’s’ Tomato
- ‘Uncle Willie’s’ Bush Bean
- ‘Furry Yellow Hog’ Tomato - Ummm….
- ‘Heaven’s Joy’
- ‘Isis Brandy’ Tomato
- ‘Isis Candy Cherry’ Tomato - Triple whammy, this one.
- ‘Long Tom’ Tomato
- ‘White Bush’ Tomato - This is too easy.
- ‘Boy Boy Tom’ Tomato
- ‘Leatherwood Special’ Tomato

February 26th, 2009 at 11:30 am
You forgot Peter Peppers. Have you seen these things? They’re vulgar.
February 26th, 2009 at 11:57 am
OMG Gayla you forgot Drunken Woman Lettuce!
February 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Sorellina: Good one.
Meighan: Never! Figured I’d already mentioned it in a previous post.
February 26th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
LOL. Love this!!And my sister says gardeners are prudes. ha.
February 26th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Had a real good laugh at your post.
I thought about it for a while and all I came up with was Turks cap! (and the crowd went wild)
ESP.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:57 am
Striptease Hosta! I know, it’s not a vegetable. I still like Czech’s bush tomato. Good times.
February 27th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Too funny!
I’ve grown Peter Peppers. An old farmer gave me some seeds for them.
February 27th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Buttercup: And I like ‘Czech’s Bush’ for the actual growing. A good determinate.
February 27th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Purple, brown, and ribbed! Now that sounds interesting haha.
February 27th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Hey now, be careful. All this talk like this is at risk for getting this blog blocked at work for.;P This is part of what keeps me sane during the day!
February 27th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
You forgot “Black Seaman” tomatoes. I giggle every year when I write up the plant marker.
March 1st, 2009 at 10:27 am
I’m fairly new to growing veggies from seeds, and now looking through my own seed collection this year I feel a little chagrinned at it’s lack of scandal. I guess I’m the only one this year growing Amish veggies. :) Lousy modest produce!
March 10th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
And then theres Happy Jack Pumpkin
“rich orange rind with moderate ribbing, and a firmly attached handle”
March 21st, 2009 at 8:13 am
I offen thought a cucumber could be used for something besides eating. Too Funny!