The Slasher Movies and Adult Film Title Seed Collection
For the gardener with an unsophisticated sense of humor. Myself included. Tomato’s tend to dominate this theme.
- ‘Cannibal’ Tomato
- ‘Bloody Butcher’ Tomato
- ‘Beaver Lodge Slicer’ Tomato
- ‘Black Seaman’ Tomato - No matter how I say it “seaman” always gets a snicker from the audience when I mention it in presentations and workshops.
- ‘Blow Fleisch’ Tomato - Huh?
- ‘Janet’s Little Sugar’ Tomato - Somehow putting “sugar” in the name leads to an unintended conclusion.
- ‘Magnum’ Tomato - I tried to stay away from the countless big, huge, giant etc jokes.
- ‘Pik’s Yogo’ Tomato - I don’t know what it means but it sounds like I’m getting too much information. Sort of like Oprah’s va-jay-jay.
- ‘Amateur’s Dream’ Tomato
- ‘Cream of Saskatchewan’ Melon
March 26th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Gayla! You are so neat! You crack me up. Your book finally arrived in the mail yesterday. I’m half way through it. When are you writing the next one? :)
March 26th, 2008 at 11:26 am
hee hee. thanks for making me (and my very immature sense of humor) smile!
March 26th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I have to laugh. Thanks for making me giggle.
March 26th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Oh my god, ‘Cream of Saskatchewan’??? Wow, I am not sure that I want to eat that :) This is the funniest post ever!
March 26th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Hilarious! Who knew gardening could be SOOOO funny!
Love it!
I cater with a friend and I want to offer “arrangements”…there’s one for ya! We have a small plot of land…mostly sun, I want to grow hydrangeas (we do have some shade), day lilies, star gazers, peruvian lilies, etc. Can you please give me more (better?) suggestions for hardy, fast growing cut flowers that get bigger year after year? I’m in Petaluma, CA, zone 9, I believe. Thx a “bunch” (hahahaha) Vikki
March 27th, 2008 at 1:52 am
hur a-hur… she said “seaman”… hur… :)
March 27th, 2008 at 9:18 am
What about “Box Car willy” and “Cream Sausage”? giggle. I know, I’m really mature…
March 27th, 2008 at 9:32 am
I can’t believe I forgot ‘Cream Sausage’
March 27th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
also, the best/creepiest dahlia…kidd’s climax.
March 28th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I am assuming ‘Blow Fleisch’ Tomato is a dark-colored tomato. From my experience with German, I think it was originally supposed to be ‘Blau Fleisch’, or ‘blue flesh’ and something got lost in the translation or the spelling.
March 31st, 2008 at 1:29 am
1970`s Garden Humor.
1.Lettuce Turnup and Pea.
2.This Garden Hoe only cost 5 bucks
3.Thats a mighty fine Manure Spreader.