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Seeds of Revolution - Renaming Plants for a Lazy Generation
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The Buzz The Allium kochii thrives in Germany and the Netherlands, where it was used extensively to fight the threat of Communism in the 1960s. Now that the Cold War has ended, this unique-looking number has fallen out of favour with gardeners and cold-war warriors alike. What to do, what to do?

The Spin This plant looks like something from our nightmares. Sure, it looks cheery -- in the daylight, in the middle of a picturequese German meadow, but then again so would Jeffery Dahmer with a little makeover. Imagine this plant doing what it does best: scaring little children from their bedside tables. Scary? Yes. Overproduced? Yes, that too.

That's why Allium Kochii shall now be known as "Coppola Presents Bram Stoker's Dracula."



The Plant


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Which plants do you think should be renamed?