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Seeds of Revolution - Renaming Plants for a Lazy Generation
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Written by: Glark
Design and Illustration: Davin Risk



The Buzz Often referred to as "living stones," the Lithops family offers the opportunity for gardeners to snicker behind the backs of people who ask, "Are they really made of stone?"

The Spin Lithops verruculosa sounds like a venereal disease, or perhaps the star of 3rd Rock from the Sun. Either way, the name doesn't have the power or mystery this odd plant deserves. We could go with something like The Thing (after the rock superhero from Fantastic Four), but we're looking for something awe-inspiring.

That's why Lithops verruculosa shall now be known as "Save Hitler's Brain."



The Plant


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Which plants do you think should be renamed?