The Slasher Movies and Adult Film Title Seed Collection

For the gardener with an unsophisticated sense of humor. Myself included. Tomato’s tend to dominate this theme.

  • ‘Black Seaman’ Tomato – No matter how I say it “seaman” always gets a snicker from the audience when I mention it in presentations and workshops.
  • ‘Blow Fleisch’ Tomato – Huh?
  • ‘Janet’s Little Sugar’ Tomato – Somehow putting “sugar” in the name leads to an unintended conclusion.
  • ‘Magnum’ Tomato – I tried to stay away from the countless big, huge, giant etc jokes.
  • ‘Pik’s Yogo’ Tomato – I don’t know what it means but it sounds like I’m getting too much information. Sort of like Oprah’s va-jay-jay.
  • ‘Amateur’s Dream’ Tomato
  • ‘Cream of Saskatchewan’ Melon
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In the Beginning, a Seed

Photo by Gayla Trail

This is the first package of seeds I have purchased for the 2008 growing season. Of course I have acquired other seeds via trades but this was the first I bought. It has a decidedly Canadian sounding name, no? It makes sense given that the plant heralds from Beverlodge Research Center in Alberta. I bought it because one of my longterm goals is to try as many tomato varieties as possible to determine which varieties are the best for container gardeners. My criteria for judging ranges from how they fair and yield in smallish containers to taste and attractiveness.

People often ask me about my own gardens and I often feel I have to explain that despite the fact that I am an artist, they are not really self-expressive or artistic gardens but have become experimental spaces. In some ways they aren’t really mine to do as I please but where I try out different plants, varieties and techniques so I can learn as much as possible within each growing season.

From ages 13-18 I was determinedly set on an educational path towards becoming some sort of scientist. By age 18 I was starting to question that choice as I also had a deep longing to make art and interests in other areas (i.e cultural theory and other humanities subjects). Everything changed one evening when I looked around my grade 13 Chemistry night school classroom and had the sudden, clear realization that while I liked the gadgets and the experimentation I was not at all cut out for a life in science. The reason why I am telling you that bit of history about myself is to explain that forgoing the personal choice for experimentation is not exactly a hardship. I enjoy it equally to self-expression.

In that sense I think I am drawn into gardening through a range of interests. I like the physicality of it, of using my muscles and interacting with soil and plants. I like it as a creative outlet, making beautiful spaces with plants and junk. Which leads to my life-long appreciation for making something out of nothing. Sure we can’t garden with literally nothing, this isn’t magic after all. It’s easy to get caught up in all of the “stuff” we think we need, but in the end we can do a lot with just a handful of seeds and somewhere to put them. It is in that sense that I don’t understand why we focus on depicting gardening as an expensive pursuit. People of all classes garden. Of course there are financial limitations (who owns space and has access to it, and resources that are both financial and in the form of leisure time) but I am just as amazed by the back alley tomato farm as I am by a high-faluting potager. Every garden is a place of wonder with so much to discover and learn from. That aspect of it connects me to my child brain, where my interest in the sciences was really more about uncovering and reveling in a sense of wonder and awe about nature. From that perspective the choices that led me to being so deeply entrenched in this pursuit were the right ones. It taps into several different sides of my brain and has pushed me in areas I didn’t realize needed pushing.

Gardening is a unique activity in that it can be approached from so many different angles. Every gardener has their own personal reasons for being drawn to it and for sticking with it throughout their lives.

So today’s post ends with a question for you. Why are you drawn to gardening? How does it tap into your interests?

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The You Grow Girl Eighth Birthday and First Annual Celebratory Haiku Contest

Can you believe You Grow Girl is eight years old? Neither can I. Sometimes it feels like all of this has passed in a blink of an eye. Eight years is a small child in grade three. When I look at it that way it pretty much blows my mind.

Of course I would be lying if I didn’t say that some days it feels like an eternity has passed in those eight years. On a personal level I really grew up with this project. It started as a fun idea based on an offhand remark from a friend poking fun at my obsession with gardening, and has changed and evolved over the years into what is probably (at least in hours clocked) the central focus of my life. So much has gone on behind the scenes over the years — I am often asked to explain what this is and the impact it has had on my life but to be honest, even after all this time, I still haven’t formed a language to encapsulate it. I know this is a bit cliche to say but there really is no way I could have predicted eight years ago the path this project would lead me down. And to be honest, things change so quickly and extremely that I really have no idea where it will lead me still.

I have a lot of people to thank for their help and support over the years — some who have been around since almost the start and others that have come and gone. Some of you contributed when the site was a magazine, some have moderated the forums, contributed to discussions, bought a t-shirt, came out to events, or just wrote and said “Hi.”

THANK YOU!

More than anyone I have to take a moment to thank my partner Davin Risk. He has quietly and patiently put more hours and thankless work into this project both behind the scenes and in a public sphere then I ever could have anticipated and to be honest ever had the right to ask. Over the years he has quietly stepped in to help in countless ways: from all sorts of technical and design work, to unofficial portrait photographer; to helping hand and unpaid laborer in the gardens and at various events and workshops (he has absorbed so much about gardening over the years that I look to him when my mind draws a blank); to being my shoulder when things got crazy, to basically living with and tolerating the endless insanity I have brought into our home and lives through this endeavor. Not only has he tolerated all of this for eight years without complaint, but during the times I have threatened to pack it in and get a “real job” he has always insisted I keep going. He’s a keeper.

You Grow Girl Contest Prizes

Thanks so much to Organic Gardening magazine, Urban Harvest, and Recreating Eden for donating such excellent prizes (totaling approximately $120).

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Acquired in Vancouver

Photo by Gayla Trail

I didn’t buy much in Vancouver — I’m not really a shopper but am more of a walker and picture-taker. In fact everything I acquired in Vancouver was collected within a single block. Upon arriving in the neighbourhood of my scheduled two-hour coffee I happened upon a thrift store that I could not pass by without a quick peek inside. Like most urban thrift stores it was overflowing with banal junk but I did make a small score of four seventies era women’s magazines for 25 cents each. The magazines all appear to be very informal and naive in tone, suggesting that they were produced in someone’s living room. When you think about it they are not at all unlike the blogs of their time — first person musings and experiences as told by your average Jane packaged according to the popular media of the time.

The best of the bunch is “Women’s Household” from 1977. The cover seems rather progressive, depicting a bride and another woman who appears to be presenting the bride with a ring. Given the “a woman’s place is in the home” and religious content inside the magazine my bet is that the second woman was meant to be a bridesmaid. But with a man suspiciously absent from the scene and the title “Women’s Household” (as-in a household of women) I prefer to imagine it as a covertly disguised message to the closeted second-wave woman’s libers of middle America.

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But I digress. Let’s get to the gardening portion.

The first article is a garden club newsletter meets Better Homes and Gardens style feature on “handicrafter” Grace Swanson, a Floridian retiree who lives in a mobile home with her husband Chester and toy poodle “Grace’s Black Beauty.” Grace and Chester are avid gardeners who love to decorate their home with Grace’s macrame and beaded fruit projects.

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Also within the gardening vein are features articles on balcony gardening, crafting beads from rose petals and a large column called “Garden Talk” which functions much like our forums section today. My favourite section called “Golden Age” features photos of Mrs. Albert Unger and members of her local Garden Club with a gigantic macrame plant hanger and floral wall hangings crafted from rug scraps.

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The above is an ad in the magazine. No exaggeration there. Hey look! It’s a “Tomatoe Tree!” Times have not changed that much. This sort of thing still resides at the back of even the most reputable gardening magazines.

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The “Write These Shut-ins” column is not about gardening, but I could not resist showing it to you. I just really like the idea of a “card shower.”

The “Workbasket and Home Arts” magazines (1972-1979) do not contain much in the way of gardening information but they are chock-a-block with old gardening ads. This magazine is a bit more sophisticated/professional than “Women’s Household” so the most interesting and charming ones are found in the classifieds and the “Shopping with Ellen Jordan” sections most of which are devoted to pyramid-type schemes that sell craft kits to individuals and women’s groups under the pretense of making quick cash.

I stopped at a used bookstore on my way to the coffee meet-up and picked up the book, “Gardening When It Counts: Growing Food in Hard Times” by Steve Solomon for $7.95. With so many books, seed catalogues, magazines, and assorted reading materials on tap I haven’t even had a chance to break the spine but it certainly sounds up my alley.

My final acquisition in Vancouver were two packs of seeds traded with long-time You Grow Girl member and contributor Janet Martin whom I finally had the pleasure to meet and chat with. I can’t recall what she took in exchange but I grabbed one pack each of ‘Tuscan’ Kale and ‘Graham’s Good Keeper’ Tomato from her. Predictably, I chose the tomato entirely because of the olde-thyme-ish name although I told myself it was because it’s a large, long-keeping disease-resistant determinant.

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Michael Pollan – Ted Talk

Unfortunately when it comes to Mr. Michael Pollan I can not seem to get past an unfortunate and debilitating case of “teenage fan girl ridiculousness” (squeal!) to write about his work with a modicum of professionalism. If you haven’t heard of his writings and work already I would highly suggest running out and getting a copy of what I think is one of the very best books about gardening ever written, “Second Nature.” The Ted talk (above) leads off from ideas conveyed in his book “The Botany of Desire.”

I highly recommend exploring the Ted talks in general since it is a fantastic resource of intelligent and thoughtful ideas and people.

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