Filed Under “UMMMMM… HUH?” Seed Collection

Why is it always the bush beans and the tomatoes with the most absurd names? Some variety names are just plain confusing. And weird. Possibly a little bit embarrassing.

  • ‘Kung Poo’ Sweet Pepper – The description reads, “Very red. Nice flavour.” And they got ‘Kung Poo’ from that?
  • ‘Black Master’ Tomato – This one makes me a little uncomfortable.
  • ‘Grub’s Mystery Green’ Tomato
  • ‘God Love’ – Switch the words around and you’ve got a candidate for the Hustlers and Pimps Collection.
  • ‘Digwall Scotty’ Tomato
  • ‘Royal Chico’ Tomato
  • ‘Lunch Bucket’ Tomato
  • ‘Golden Girl’ Tomato – This one isn’t really strange but it does remind me of a certain eighties television sitcom.
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